What I've learned after 5 months of being a dad

July 24, 2017

To become a father:

  • impregnate a woman
  • wait 8 to 10 months.

To become a dad:

  • Once your wife is pregnant, help your wife stick with her new diet
  • Take walks with your wife
  • Go to as many doctors appointments with her, as possible
  • Remind her that you love her and that she is beautiful
  • Thank her for carrying the fetus
  • Go on dates
  • Help her carry things
  • Do her share of the chores
  • Remind her that you love her and that she is beautiful
  • Help set up the nursery
  • Go to birthing classes with her
  • Learn what she is going through
  • Don’t be afraid to carry your newborn
  • Remind them both that you love them and they are beautiful
  • Help tend to the baby as much as possible
  • Be patient with both of them
  • Learn to listen with empathy. (It’s a tough life transition for everyone involved.)
  • Be in the moment and enjoy it.
  • Remind them both that you love them and they are beautiful
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